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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:11:07 -0400

simonalkenmayer: pikachu-slut: simonalkenmayer: dobbyofearth: “Fuck you I’m making pancakes. If...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:08:45 -0400

pikachu-slut:

simonalkenmayer:

dobbyofearth:

“Fuck you I’m making pancakes. If I could raise four kids alone in racist america, beat polio in two years, go to Vietnam as a nurse and teach English without speaking Vietnamese I can sure as fuck make pancakes with a fucked up back.”

— my 80 year old grandmother after having back surgery when she was literally told she may never walk again and i found her in the kitchen at 4 AM a week later making chocolate chip pancakes (via pikachu-slut)

Those would be the best pancakes of all time, I’m sure.

Actually she burnt them threw them out and promptly ate an entire carton of ice cream instead

As I said…

The best pancakes ever.

sidsass: satan works fast but bobby from queer eye works faster

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:01:03 -0400

sidsass:

satan works fast but bobby from queer eye works faster

devilbunnii: elenaandherstuff: “You don’t meet a girl like that...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:00:53 -0400

devilbunnii:

elenaandherstuff:

“You don’t meet a girl like that every dynasty…”

Am I gay??? Why yes, yes I am

date-a-jew-suggestions: prismatic-bell: date-a-jew-suggestions: If you would report an...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:00:08 -0400

date-a-jew-suggestions:

prismatic-bell:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

Very good very important addition

nameiscorey: ventoaureoreo: fundaki-babbles: damn son why are all the funniest and best posts...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:55:04 -0400

nameiscorey:

ventoaureoreo:

fundaki-babbles:

damn son why are all the funniest and best posts on here always made by deactivated people? who killed them and wh

They used their success to escape

hufflepufface24601:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:51:09 -0400

hufflepufface24601:

aestheticallyshitposting: i better be reading nurseydex bartender au’s for weeks after this...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:51:00 -0400

aestheticallyshitposting:

i better be reading nurseydex bartender au’s for weeks after this y’all!!!!

bairnsidhe: owlsofstarlight: paintmeahero: symmetraismygf: the athiesm of women/people of...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:43:00 -0400

bairnsidhe:

owlsofstarlight:

paintmeahero:

symmetraismygf:

the athiesm of women/people of color/lgbt people is absolutely different than the athiesm of cishet white men and i feel like people forget that a lot

how?

Don’t have spoons for long explanation - also this is only speaking for christianity - but religion has been a force of oppression for women, people of color, and lgbt+ people and the rejection of the religion is often coupled with the rejection of how religion treats them.

I’ll also say that abuse survivors are included in this because it is a reaction to and an attempt to reconcile how (christian) god would allow abuse to happen.

For straight white men atheism is usually rooted in intellectual and rational superiority complexes. It’s a “i am more rational and intelligent than you, how can you believe in something so obviously fake” thing as opposed to a reaction to a societal institution that upholds their oppression and abuse.

Women, PoC, Queer people, immigrants, trauma survivors, etc: How can I believe in something that teaches you to be cruel? How can I trust the books that tell me of peace and love, when you use your faith to hurt me? How can a loving god allow [insert injustice of the day]?
White Men: I, as an Intellectual, eschew silly superstitions that say I might, someday, after my death, face one (1) single consequence.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:09:54 -0400

batcii:a redraw of a particularly self indulgent remus drawing...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:50:43 -0400

batcii:

a redraw of a particularly self indulgent remus drawing from 2011 which was based on hagrid getting photos for harry from lily & james’ “old school friends” in ps which always made me hysterically sad bc what’s w the plural!!!! other than remus theyre all dead, hospitalised, in prison, or pretending to be rats!!!! hagrid!!!!!

conflagreat: skyerinzoe: nero-neptune: punkpipabeth: bursuso: punkpipabeth: vivilevone: per...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:13:54 -0400

conflagreat:

skyerinzoe:

nero-neptune:

punkpipabeth:

bursuso:

punkpipabeth:

vivilevone:

percy jackson audiobooks but they’re narrated by john mulaney

“You want the lightning bolt? Go get it!”

Gods: glad u survived the monsters we saw it from the throne room.

Percy: and you SAW what the monsters were doing to us

Gods: yeah bc we were sitting on the thrones

Percy: and yet you did NOTHING

Gods: ya bc we were SITTING on the THRONES

*minotaur shows up to the Battle of Manhattan* and THAT’S when the afternoon went from BAD to TERRIBLE

“I’ve never really cared about Greek Mythology. But then, last spring, the STRANGEST THING happened!”

“And then Mr. D said: “If I had my way, I would cause your molecules to erupt in flames.” You know, how you talk to a child.“

“Grover asked me if I liked Annabeth, and I said “No.” You know, like a liar.“

I think you guys have a basic misunderstanding of what audiobooks are.

thegayalchemist: thegayalchemist: thegayalchemist: thegayalch...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:13:24 -0400

thegayalchemist:

thegayalchemist:

thegayalchemist:

thegayalchemist:

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:00:04 -0400

greekgosh: This article is me

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:49:31 -0400

greekgosh:

This article is me

san-draws:you know,.. That Scene You Were Terrified Of During...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:49:06 -0400

san-draws:

you know,.. That Scene You Were Terrified Of During Most Of Your Childhood

artistictea: artistictea:Red had no idea what she was getting...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:31:26 -0400

artistictea:

artistictea:
Red had no idea what she was getting herself into when she offered to meet up with Bebe after her fighting classes

mIm/wlw solidarity BONUS:

birianagrande: when you’re a bi woman, you grow up fully expecting to spend your life with a man....

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:29:21 -0400

birianagrande:

when you’re a bi woman, you grow up fully expecting to spend your life with a man. when you’re young that doesn’t seem like a bad thing because you do like boys! boys are cute and make your heart do flips when they give you attention and show you kindness. it feels right that you will spend your life with one. you don’t think about how you feel around girls, because you think it’s normal. you don’t question why you have an urge to be affectionate with the girls in your life, why you are so fixated on pretty girls, why you want to be friends with the girls you think are cute but you’re too nervous to talk to them. you don’t question it because you like boys. but when you get older you realize that not every girl feels like you do about other girls. you hear the word lesbian spat as an ugly word, the idea of liking other girls is talked about like a disgusting thing. you realize it’s not seen as normal to want to kiss other girls or to fixate on the pretty girls in your favorite shows rather than the boys. so you focus on boys.

when you get older, boys are rude and crass and you feel like you should appreciate them if they treat you with an ounce of respect, but the girls closest to you still treat you with kindness and you feel more comfortable with them than you ever have around boys. you start learning about gay people, and that not everyone thinks it’s a horrible thing, but you still know that you like boys, so you don’t think about it. you finally hear the word bisexual, learn that there are people who are able to like both boys and girls. you think that might be you, but you probably like boys more. liking boys has always come naturally to you, so what if you love being around girls? you probably couldn’t feel romantic feelings about them. plus the word bisexual is wrapped in negative thoughts, it’s not real, it makes you a slut, you just want attention, you’re in denial. but time passes and you think that maybe you are bi, but you don’t want to tell people because you think you might just be convincing yourself of an attraction that isn’t there. but it is, and you find yourself thinking about kissing girls more. having sex with girls too. but that’s wrong, you shouldn’t think of girls that way, especially straight girls. that makes you creepy and predatory! no better than the boys you have started to grow wary of. you’re lying to yourself, you’re straight. you are going to end up with a man anyway, your mom says it’s just a phase, she’s probably right. but you start to see girls in relationships with each other on tv, online, some in your school. and you want it. you think it looks real and beautiful, like the most comfortable thing you could do. so maybe you could have that. maybe you can love girls and hold their hand. maybe your attraction to men doesn’t mean you have any less of a capacity to love a woman. you can picture it now. but you will marry a man, of course you will marry a man. but what if you don’t? what if you could have a wife? what if you grow old with a woman and love her more than anyone? what if you don’t have to think of men as the default. suddenly the word “wife” is the best word you can imagine yourself saying. you are attracted to men, but you love women and can spend your life loving one. there is nothing more healing for a bi woman than realizing that saying the phrase “my wife” is a reality you can have, a tangible reality, and one day you can get there.

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:10:20 -0400

africanaquarian: ororium-z: ororium-z: Let’s play a guessing game.Picture a woman in pop culture.-...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:26:40 -0400

africanaquarian:

ororium-z:

ororium-z:

Let’s play a guessing game.

Picture a woman in pop culture.
- Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike.
- Has a very recognizable voice.
- Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is.
- Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her.
- Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her).
- T H I C C

Who am I talking about?

oh my god